[ February 19, 2009; 19:00 to 21:00. ] 19th Feb: Thurs, 5th week, 7pm onwards, Vernon Harcourt Room, St. Hilda’s College

Imagine the whispers and looks the family would get if the wife and mother went on regular jaunts, sans kids and hubby, to an exotic land—much less brought home her colourful new friends.

Women’s magazines are little more than cheap, glossy, self-hatred indoctrination manuals… [suggesting that if you’re more than a size 10 and not frantically dieting your husband is totally entitled to ditch your fat arse.