R&B super-couple Chris Brown and Rihanna are coming over all Ike and Tina Turner. Brown was arrested and bailed after beating up a woman in his car; apparently, Rihanna, who was treated for ‘visible injuries’ after the incident.

The media, in its infinite wisdom, has already sussed the root of the problem. Not Brown’s vile temper and fists, but that Rihanna is “a clingy girlfriend who can’t bear to have Brown out of her sights.”

It’s almost as if she was, ya know, asking for it…